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911 Song

This silly song is one my boys have been singing lately. Apparently it is a favorite at recess time along with the Jingle Bells Batman Smells song. Yes, it involves crashing into trees, ambulance rides, blood, and the word “cops”. But it seems to be the type of song boys enjoy singing. Don’t ask me why.

The skiing theme of this song makes it fit in well with this month’s Winter Wonderland theme.

911 Song

Sing this to the tune of Jingle Bells

Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
Over the fields we go
Crashing into trees (ha ha ha)

The snow is turning red
I think I’m almost dead
Will someone call an ambulance
I think I need a bed

Ohhhhh
911
911
Someone call the cops
Take me to the hospital
And feed me lollipops

Ohhhhh
911
911
Someone call the cops
Take me to the hospital
And feed me lollipops

4 Responses to 911 Song

  1. Sean February 5, 2013 at 11:19 AM #

    Love this – a slight rewrite for bicycle safety:

    Racing down my street
    On a bike not fit to ride
    Over the tires I flew
    Landing on my side (ha ha ha)

    The road is turning red
    I think I’m almost dead
    Will someone call an ambulance
    I think I need a bed

    Ohhhhh
    911
    911
    Someone call the police
    Take me to the hospital
    And feed me some ice cree-eem

    911
    911
    Someone call the police
    Take me to the hospital
    And feed me some ice cream!

    Note: Sing “Someone call” as “Some onecall” to fit the rhythm!

    • Kellie October 30, 2013 at 8:17 AM #

      Love this song and I’m sure the boys will too! I like the bicycle version as well. I’ll be using both when we do Readyman in November!

  2. Nikki G. December 11, 2015 at 12:43 PM #

    I thought the lyrics were, “The snow is turning red, I think I’m almost dead, I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head.”

    • magus D February 22, 2016 at 5:49 PM #

      as with all songs there are many versions of the song

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