911 Song

This silly song is a favorite at recess time along with the Jingle Bells Batman Smells song. Yes, it involves crashing into trees, ambulance rides, blood, and the word “cops”. But it seems to be the type of song kids enjoy singing. Don’t ask me why.

The skiing theme of this song makes it fit in well with a Winter Wonderland theme.

911 Song Lyrics

Sing this to the tune of Jingle Bells

Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
Over the fields we go
Crashing into trees (ha ha ha)

The snow is turning red
I think I’m almost dead
Will someone call an ambulance
I think I need a bed

Ohhhhh
911
911
Someone call the cops
Take me to the hospital
And feed me lollipops

Ohhhhh
911
911
Someone call the cops
Take me to the hospital
And feed me lollipops

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Bicycle Version of the song

This article has the 911 song lyrics with a focus on bicycles.

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Comments

18 responses to “911 Song”

  1. Sean Avatar
    Sean

    Love this – a slight rewrite for bicycle safety:

    Racing down my street
    On a bike not fit to ride
    Over the tires I flew
    Landing on my side (ha ha ha)

    The road is turning red
    I think I’m almost dead
    Will someone call an ambulance
    I think I need a bed

    Ohhhhh
    911
    911
    Someone call the police
    Take me to the hospital
    And feed me some ice cree-eem

    911
    911
    Someone call the police
    Take me to the hospital
    And feed me some ice cream!

    Note: Sing “Someone call” as “Some onecall” to fit the rhythm!

    1. Kellie Avatar
      Kellie

      Love this song and I’m sure the boys will too! I like the bicycle version as well. I’ll be using both when we do Readyman in November!

      1. Joseph Bedgood Avatar
        Joseph Bedgood

        hahahaha. I think it is kinda catchy

        1. QT Pie Avatar
          QT Pie

          yep. i agree

  2. Nikki G. Avatar
    Nikki G.

    I thought the lyrics were, “The snow is turning red, I think I’m almost dead, I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head.”

    1. magus D Avatar
      magus D

      as with all songs there are many versions of the song

    2. Eva Avatar
      Eva

      If you’re already in the hospital then why will you ask to go to the hospital again??

    3. Jace Avatar

      Yes that is it

    4. John Gibson Avatar
      John Gibson

      Yes

  3. Ryuru Avatar
    Ryuru

    ~Original~
    Dashing through the snow
    On a pair of broken skis
    Over the fields we go
    Crashing into trees (ha ha ha)

    The snow is turning red
    I think I’m almost dead
    Will someone call an ambulance
    I think I need a bed

    Ohhhhh
    911
    911
    Someone take me away
    Take me to the hospital
    Before i Past away

    Ohhhhh
    911
    911
    Someone call the cops
    Take me to the hospital
    Before i past away

  4. Amelia Avatar

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    911 Song

    Sing this to the tune of Jingle Bells

    Dashing through the snow
    On a pair of broken cars
    Over the moons we go
    Crashing into sheep (ba ba ba)

    The sky is turning red
    I think I’m almost dead
    Will someone call an ambulance
    I think I need a bed

    Ohhhhh
    911
    911
    Someone call the cows
    Take me to the hospital
    And feed me snicker dots

    Ohhhhh
    911
    911
    Someone call the cops
    Take me to the hospital
    And feed me snicker dots

  5. Joseph Bedgood Avatar
    Joseph Bedgood

    Joker: Jingle bells, Batman smells
    Robin laid an egg
    Batman bites
    In his grey tights
    Batgirl’s got chubby legs!
    Batgirl: Hey!

    Joker: Jingle bells, Batdumb bells
    Batjet’s led astray
    Batmobile
    Lost a wheel
    And Joker got away!
    Batman: Not this time! [drops a cage on Joker]

    1. Joseph Bedgood Avatar
      Joseph Bedgood

      Oh, jingle bells,
      Prickly smells,
      Menlow’s such a drag.

      The Ashley girls
      flip their curls,
      and Finster is a hag.

      Oh, jingle bells,
      Randall tells
      Kindergartners scream.

      What’s that noise?
      The Digger boys,
      for lunch they ate some beans.

      Oh, jingle bells,
      Christmas spells,
      Two weeks off from school.

      No more books,
      or lunch room crooks.
      The holidays are cool!

  6. Nolan P. Ryfa Avatar
    Nolan P. Ryfa

    I Heard This Song From My Friend but it was a bit different it was like

    Crashing through the snow in a pair of broken skies up the hill we go crashing into trees the snow is turning red I think I might be dead I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head oh 911 911 someone called the cops took me to the hospital and feed me lollipops oh 911 911 someone called the cops took me to the hospital and feed me lollipops

  7. The Real Song Avatar
    The Real Song

    The actual lyrics.

    Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis, over the fields we go, crashing into trees. (Ow ow ow ow)

    The snow is turning red, i think im almost dead, i woke up in the hospital, with stitches in my head. Hay!

    911
    911

    Help is on the way, o what fun it is to ride on an ambulance all day. Hay!

    911
    911

    Help is on the way, o what fun it is to ride on an ambulance all day. Hay!

  8. SAM Avatar
    SAM

    I learned this is as:

    Dashing through the snow
    Riding on some skis
    Over the fields, we go
    Crashing into trees

    The snow is glowing red
    I think might be dead
    I woke up in the hospital with bandaids on my head

    Ohh
    911
    911
    Somebody call the cops
    Bring me to the hospital
    and feed me lollipops

    911
    911
    Somebody call the cops
    Bring me to the hospital
    and feed me lollipops

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