This silly song is one my sons have been singing lately. Apparently it is a favorite at recess time along with the Jingle Bells Batman Smells song. Yes, it involves crashing into trees, ambulance rides, blood, and the word “cops”. But it seems to be the type of song kids enjoy singing. Don’t ask me why.
The skiing theme of this song makes it fit in well with this month’s Winter Wonderland theme.
911 Song
Sing this to the tune of Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
Over the fields we go
Crashing into trees (ha ha ha)
The snow is turning red
I think I’m almost dead
Will someone call an ambulance
I think I need a bed
Ohhhhh
911
911
Someone call the cops
Take me to the hospital
And feed me lollipops
Ohhhhh
911
911
Someone call the cops
Take me to the hospital
And feed me lollipops
Love this – a slight rewrite for bicycle safety:
Racing down my street
On a bike not fit to ride
Over the tires I flew
Landing on my side (ha ha ha)
The road is turning red
I think I’m almost dead
Will someone call an ambulance
I think I need a bed
Ohhhhh
911
911
Someone call the police
Take me to the hospital
And feed me some ice cree-eem
911
911
Someone call the police
Take me to the hospital
And feed me some ice cream!
Note: Sing “Someone call” as “Some onecall” to fit the rhythm!
Love this song and I’m sure the boys will too! I like the bicycle version as well. I’ll be using both when we do Readyman in November!
hahahaha. I think it is kinda catchy
yep. i agree
I thought the lyrics were, “The snow is turning red, I think I’m almost dead, I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head.”
as with all songs there are many versions of the song
yes, me too!
If you’re already in the hospital then why will you ask to go to the hospital again??
~Original~
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
Over the fields we go
Crashing into trees (ha ha ha)
The snow is turning red
I think I’m almost dead
Will someone call an ambulance
I think I need a bed
Ohhhhh
911
911
Someone take me away
Take me to the hospital
Before i Past away
Ohhhhh
911
911
Someone call the cops
Take me to the hospital
Before i past away
.
911 Song
Sing this to the tune of Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken cars
Over the moons we go
Crashing into sheep (ba ba ba)
The sky is turning red
I think I’m almost dead
Will someone call an ambulance
I think I need a bed
Ohhhhh
911
911
Someone call the cows
Take me to the hospital
And feed me snicker dots
Ohhhhh
911
911
Someone call the cops
Take me to the hospital
And feed me snicker dots
Joker: Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batman bites
In his grey tights
Batgirl’s got chubby legs!
Batgirl: Hey!
Joker: Jingle bells, Batdumb bells
Batjet’s led astray
Batmobile
Lost a wheel
And Joker got away!
Batman: Not this time! [drops a cage on Joker]
Oh, jingle bells,
Prickly smells,
Menlow’s such a drag.
The Ashley girls
flip their curls,
and Finster is a hag.
Oh, jingle bells,
Randall tells
Kindergartners scream.
What’s that noise?
The Digger boys,
for lunch they ate some beans.
Oh, jingle bells,
Christmas spells,
Two weeks off from school.
No more books,
or lunch room crooks.
The holidays are cool!