My Turtle Swims Sideways Song
Song type: Silly song
Best for: Younger Scouts
When to use: Campfire, downtime, icebreakers
Energy level: Medium
Movement: Some motions
Noise level: Moderate
Use for: Participation, group bonding
Scout spirit: Friendly, cheerful
“My Turtle Swims Sideways” is a funny Scout camp song with motions and repeat-after-me style lyrics. Cub Scouts and Scouts BSA members enjoy singing it at campfires, meetings, and summer camp. The simple actions and silly verses make it easy for everyone to join in.
This Scout action song works especially well with younger Scouts. Even Scouts who do not know the words at first can follow along quickly. Songs like this help groups relax, laugh together, and build Scout spirit.
When to Use This Scout Camp Song
Leaders often use the “My Turtle Swims Sideways” song during transition times or while waiting for the next activity. It keeps Scouts engaged and gives them a quick energy break.
This song works well for:
- Campfires
- Den meetings
- Troop meetings
- Summer camp
- Icebreakers
- Downtime between activities
The motions help younger Scouts stay involved. Older Scouts often enjoy teaching the song to newer members. Singing together creates shared memories and helps Scouts feel included.
Changing the Lyrics for Your Group
Some Scout leaders and parents do not like parts of the song. They mention this in the comments. A few verses mention death or soup, and some adults feel those jokes are not a good fit for younger Scouts.
Others feel the humor is harmless and playful. Many traditional camp songs include exaggerated or goofy jokes. Supporters of the song say Scouts understand that it is meant to be silly.
Views about language and humor have changed over time. Some camps and Scout units now update older songs and games to use gentler wording. Leaders may decide to skip certain verses or replace them with new ones.
In the end, each leader should decide what works best for their group. Think about the age of the Scouts, the tone of the event, and the expectations of families.
The Song
I appreciate all of the additional verses which were added to the comments, so I am including them here so you can decide which to use.
(Sing to the tune of Pomp and Circumstance)
My turtle swims sideways. (Make a swimming motion to one side)
Your turtle swims upside down. (Tilt your head back and make a swimming motion upwards)
My turtle swims sideways. (Make a swimming motion to the side again)
Your turtle is DEAD! (Tilt your head back and flop your hands back.)
Additional Verses from Comments
My turtle swims sideways
Your turtle swims round and round (turn in a circle)
My turtle swims sideways
Your turtle is SOUP.
My turtle eats cornmeal.
Your turtle eats mush.
My turtle eats cornmeal.
Your turtle’s still dead!
My fishie swims upstream,
Your fishie floats down,
My fishie swims upstream,
Your fishie DROWNED!
My turtle speaks es-span-yol.
Your turtle does not.
My turtle speaks es-span-yol.
Your turtle is French.
More Resources
More Songs
Looking for more fun songs like “My Turtle Swims Sideways”? Songs are a great way to keep Scouts active and engaged during meetings, campouts, and gatherings. They help bring the group together and add some energy to the day.
You can find a list of songs for Scouts on my website. Visit this page to see favorites that work well with Cub Scouts, Scouts BSA, and mixed-age groups: Songs for Scouts.
Frequently Asked Questions about the My Turtle Swims Sideways Song
Is this song good for Cub Scouts?
Yes. It works well with Cub Scouts. The motions are simple, and the song is easy to follow. Even Lions and Tigers can join in.
Can older Scouts sing this too?
Yes. Scouts BSA and even Venturers sometimes enjoy silly songs, especially around the campfire. It helps everyone relax and have fun together.
Do I need to teach the whole song at once?
No. You can teach one or two verses at a time. Use a repeat-after-me style. That makes it easier for everyone to follow along.
Is it okay to change the verses?
Yes. Many leaders change or add new verses. Just make sure all parts are friendly and appropriate for your group.
Does this song have music?
It is sung to the tune of Pomp and Circumstance.
Turtle Trouble and Scout Giggles
The “My Turtle Swims Sideways” song is a silly song that Scouts enjoy at campfires and meetings. It uses simple motions and funny lines. Each line compares the leader’s turtle or fish to someone else’s, often ending in a surprise or twist.
This type of song helps bring the group together. It works well with Cub Scouts because it’s easy to follow. The motions keep them active, and the humor keeps them listening. Even older Scouts may join in during lighter moments at camp.
The verses don’t follow a set pattern, which means leaders can mix them up. You can skip any you don’t like or add new ones. Just keep it friendly and fun for your group. This song is meant to bring energy and laughs.
Leaders should guide the tone and keep the mood light. Make sure all Scouts feel included and no one gets singled out. It’s a good way to add fun to a Scout day.
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