To the tune of “Do a Deer” from Sound of Music:

Dough – the stuff they put in Twinkies

Ray – the guy who buys me Twinkies

Me – the guy Ray buys Twinkies for

Fa’ – a long, long line of Twinkies

So – I think I’ll have a Twinkie

La – la la la la la Twinkie

Tea – No thanks, I’ll have a Twinkie

Which will bring us back to dough, dough, dough, dough

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