911 Song (Bicycle Version)

(To the tune of Jingle Bells)

Racing down my street
On a bike not fit to ride
Over the tires I flew
Landing on my side (ha ha ha)

The road is turning red
I think I’m almost dead
Will someone call an ambulance
I think I need a bed

Ohhhhh
911
911
Someone call the police
Take me to the hospital
And feed me some ice cree-eem

911
911
Someone call the police
Take me to the hospital
And feed me some ice cream!

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